adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to
foxes are the most important animals on earth
im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore
Did you know that these foxes are actually listening for the minute sounds of rodents scurrying under the snow, and he’s pinpointed exactly where it is, and is now is diving down to grab his breakfast.
Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)
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IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.
I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES.
THATS THE BEST PART OF SHREK HALF THE MOVIE IS JUST POP CULTURE JOKES
Wow, so many cliches
It ain’t summer ‘til you’ve had your first watermelon…margarita, that is! So refreshing whether you’re kicked back on a porch swing, perched on a balcony, or lounging by the lake.
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but actually what if you were on a plane and an actor sat beside you for like a five hour flight like what does one do in that situation
Ladies, gents and non-binaries: Stephen Fry, man who possesses the most common sense of any human on earth.
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!
NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.
Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!
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Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life
This could save many lives, reblog